THEME



"Capulets? More like Crapulets heh"
- A Montague at some point probably (via maleficentscheekbones)









cutiegeek:

I haven’t seen a Hannibal one yet so I just




JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK




sandorgiles:

Oh, hello there. I bet you’re wondering, why the red suit? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed. (x)

So THATS what was on the paper!




mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?

If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 




lolsomeone-actually:

the-nightbird:

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

 (via: zavocado)

YOU HAD ONE JOB




piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic




rainbowqueenoftheuniverse:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

It’s fucking July you tinsel hungry elves